The Eyes of Dread 
 
Are you experienced?No way out!Whoa!Check me!Help!Are you experienced?Zzzzz.....JS Bach...Button Freak!Wild FruitsDon’t go in here...You like me!Boobies ahead!Are you experienced?I feel FUNNY...Ha-cha-cha!Hey! Over here!Ode to a phemtosecond.Are you experienced?Let’s watch a filmstrip!Get Down!Wanna see something?Are you a button freak?The Other Eye...Death DwarfPhftzzzz....Come out and play!Live nude girls...This way to...Don’t push this!The End...Busy-tone!And now...the news!OooooooooooooooooooooooooAre you experienced?Are you a button freak?The eye’s have it!Avoid this one!Wooooooooooooooooo!It’s Stacy! She’s NAKED!Yes, yes, yes!Dead Air!.............Wanna see some fishy babes?Space, the final frontier!booby-tone!Tasteful nudity...Not this one! 
 
 
Jane! Stop this crazy thing!